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There was this kid at my school named Billy Shannon and at lunch time he would pay you a dollar if you ate a worm or a cricket or something. But one time he had a big bug and he said, "Brak I'll give you a dollar if you eat this bug," and I said, "no thanks I don't eat bugs," and he said, "how 'bout this old jar of mayonnaise?" and I said, "Well, I guess I'll eat that bug for an old jar of mayonnaise. Sure." So I ate the bug and the mayonnaise and then I threw up. Boy that's about the easiest jar of mayonnaise I ever earned. The end.
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